Backdraft:	An unpleasant side effect of consuming hot curry or kebabs.
Banjo String:	The thin strip of skin between the head and foreskin of a mans penis. Painful if torn.
Barebacking:	When a man and another man love each other very much (or meet randomly in a park at night) and both of them are too pikey to buy a condom.
Barrymored:	To Be Barrymored: Partying so hard you end up waking the following morning in a swimming pool with a sore bum.
Bell Ringing:	Anal sex
Blob Job:	The act of performing oral sex on a female who is currently menstruating. WARNING: May cause staining to the lips and teeth similar to that of excessive cherryade consumption..
Body Surfing:	Extremist sport that involves riding the waves on a greased and flustered fat person. Commonly involves the use of a 'boogie' board or tea tray.
Boob Job:	1. The surgical process of adjusting the size of a female's breasts. 2. A menial task performed by an idiot. 3. A practice commonly involving soap, water and a stripper.
Buckaroo:	When a man is engaging in intercourse with a woman whilst in the 'doggy' position. He whispers in her ear, "Fucked your sister", and see's how long he can hold on for.
Bush Administration:	The art of feminine grooming.
Carburettor:	Annoyingly complex word that describes part of an internal combustion engine. Terribly blokey and thus should not be used by women, who should instead refer to it as "That bit".
Chavs:	Cunts!!
Cheesy Dip:	A lady with a yeast infection. (see Quarter Pounder With Cheese)
Class Gap:	The easy girl at school.
Dick Van Dyke:	Currently the standard medical cure for lesbianism.
Dive Bomber:	Extreme sexual act, when a woman bends over a table or similar object and her male partner attempts penetration with a running jump.  In the event that he misses, the resulting damage will usually leave him making a noise much like a bomb during the blitz.  Probably best well known in popular culture for the now infamous mass bag ripping incident of '91.
Eager Beaver:	When a lady gets so exited her muff makes a puckering motion a bit like a goldfish.
Egg McMuffin:	A scottish porn star.
Evacuation Syndrome:	The primary symptom of food poising, where the victim suffers from diarrhea and nausea both at once.
Fanny Plug:	A slang phrase for tampon.
Fart Pipe:	Another way of referring to your arsehole.
Fem Phlem:	Vaginal fluid
Five Pinter:	1. A woman who is only sexually attractive to those who have consumed at least five pints of beer e.g I was so wasted last night I woke up next to a five pinter 2. A woman with a muff big enough to hold five pints of fluid. e.g Your mum's been around so much she's got a five pint fanny.
Fuzz Tunnel:	See fart pipe
Grim Reapered:	adj: human female with an insatiable appetite for gothic music, who has a vagina which resembles the edge of a doner kebab with cheese.
Gynecologist:	A fancy upmarket way of referring to a fanny doctor.
Handcuffing:	The act of a woman abruptly contracting her groin muscles whilst being fisted.
Jennie Bond:	1. Posh totty and former news reader 2. A potent cocktail made with posh ingredients and served in a pint glass, invented by the owners of this site.
Jesus Looking Fellow:	Anyone with a beard and long hair.
Modern Art:	Something that doesn't make sense but everyone viewing it considers themselves too posh to admit it.
Quarter Pounder With Cheese:	An anorexic lady with a yeast infection (see Cheesy Dip)
Rip Chord Wedgie:	When you wedgie a woman who is wearing a thong so hard that you rip apart the division between her anal passage and vaginal passage.
Rip Van Winkle:	1. A person who sleeps a lot. 2. A painful condition in human males resulting from an insufficient quantity of artificial lubricant being used during anal sex, or vaginal sex with an un-aroused female.
Soup of the Day:	The contents of the slop bucket after several beaver drainings at the local whore house.
Spank Bank:	Like NatWest but for tossers.
Spitroasting:	A sexual practice usually involving two males and one female in which each of the males take an opposite end of said female and make an attempt to rotate her 360 degrees using nothing but clever hip movements. For best results, practice with an open fire and a turkey baster.
Split Difference:	The measurement of extra gash between two women.
Spunk Balaclava:	A common hazard of performing masturbation and/or oral sex acts upon multiple male partners simultaneously. The impact can be minimised by wearing a shower cap or swimming hat.
Spunk Tsunami:	The aftermath of eating egg whites for breakfast and then wathcing lesbian porn after tea.
Spunky Beard:	A sexual practice in which someone will attempt to draw fake facial hair on another person using their sex fluids.
Spunky Farmer:	Occupational variation of spunky beard. Involves livestock.
Spunky Santa:	Seasonal variaton of a spunky beard. Involves extended family.
The Brazillian:	When a lady shaves her pubic thatch into a small stripe, which can then be used by inebriated gentleman as a landing strip. (See also The Parisian and The Hollywood)
The Hollywood:	When a female completely shaves off her pubic thatch. Often done in an attempt to rid oneself of lice, or prevent a nasty static discharge incident during intercourse. (See also The Parisian and The Brazillian)
The Parisian:	When a female allows her pubic bush to grow out of control. Often accompanied by hairy armpits and legs too, much like seen in cheap 70's porn. (See also The Hollywood and The Brazillian)
The Saint George Special:	Being all patriotic on St Georges Day by getting drunk and lancing an old dragon by the bins behind your local.
The Toll Booth:	When you insert a monetary coin up your girlfriends arsehole and then proceed to insert your penis into her vagina.
Throat Gagging:	When a man who is receiving oral sex forces the full length of his penis into his partners mouth / throat and holds the back of his/her head firmly in place so that she is unable to move until he/she either violently gags or vomits This is a very useful deterrent for poorly behaved relatives
Turtle Heading:	When a large, solid, grumpy looking turd begins to leave the anus despite the owners best efforts to prevent it, much like when a turtle pokes it's head out from a shell.
Vinegar Chords:	Certain notes hit by a guitarist that produce a reaction very similar to experiencing the vinegar strokes during sex.
Whiskers McGinty:	When a man eats a lot of sticky food such as fudge, then goes down on a particularly hairy woman, ending up looking like a hillbilly type called Whiskers McGinty.