TwitterThis has to be the absolute definition of how slow and lazy I can be at times, but while sorting through some old stuff I found some classic stuff from our archives which I figured I’d get around to re-posting. The first is a cracking video of my mate Dave getting peed on by a tortoise which is sure to amuse (or arouse) any watersports fans out there….
The second is a re-post of the most popular of our spoof lifestyle guide series which we originally published back in ’04. I present, for your reading pleasure once more, The Lunatic Fish Guide to Pub Brawling. If I can find them I’ll also re-post the Guide to Chavs and Chavspotting, Guide to Being Thrifty and the Guide to Pubic Landscaping & Other Short Stories.
Couple of cracking videos I found on YouTube, that as usual have probably done the rounds hundreds of times already, but there you go. They made me laugh anyway.
Ok, so I know I’m a little late to the party on this one as it’s already got over 20 million views on YouTube.. but it’s so blinding I have to repost it.
“I’m confused … which one is throwing the rocks?”
Scary thing is I guess you get idiots in every country. I’ve seen the so called British version of this video and it doesn’t cut the mustard, I’m certain we could really give them a run for their money with some of our ilk. I mean the council flats opposite my house are bloody full of prime examples, just waiting to be interviewed!
So my printer finally bit the dust. After owning it for three years and getting nothing but trouble every time I needed to use the bloody thing, this little video clip is something I promised myself. A little payback for all the chewed paper, blocked nozzles and ding dong noises it’s so graciously given me during our time together. Scared the shit out of an elderly neighbour just out of shot and got ink everywhere, and I’ve had to buy a new one (NOT another Canon Pixma 1000), but hell it was worth it.