Monthly Archives: July 2009

For When She Just Won’t Listen

Seems like my attempt at publishing some more T-Shirts has been thwarted twofold by Zazzle. Aside from their base costs, which I could overlook really because let’s face it they are a US based company and us over here in Blighty are used to paying well over the odds for .. well .. everything. It’s their rating policy that’s screwed me though. I discovered this whilst trying to categorise my latest “Domestic Abuse: For When She Just Won’t Listen” design, and there simply isn’t anywhere I can put it where it’ll be accepted on their service.

So does anyone know a good, preferably UK based, on demand T-Shirt printer in the same vein as Zazzle? One without morals?

Sod it. Ah well, in other news, I’m still flogging this dead horse. The Fish has become a bit like a neglected step-child, or one of those awful sitcoms that jumps the shark and keeps going. We’ve peaked, but hey, fuck it, you’re still reading this right? So I should make an effort to post something. After all, I’m fast approaching 30 and it’s good therapy to avoid a mid-life crisis.

Incidentally, I’m trying to find photographic evidence to support my ‘two chicken shop’ theory. It’s where you can judge the social standing of an area not based on official statistics, but on how many fried chicken shops it has. If it has two right next to each other, run! But grab a photo first and send it to me.

Anyway… it’s the weekend. Time to go out and get fucked up.

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Americans Are Not Stupid

Ok, so I know I’m a little late to the party on this one as it’s already got over 20 million views on YouTube.. but it’s so blinding I have to repost it.

“I’m confused … which one is throwing the rocks?”

Scary thing is I guess you get idiots in every country. I’ve seen the so called British version of this video and it doesn’t cut the mustard, I’m certain we could really give them a run for their money with some of our ilk. I mean the council flats opposite my house are bloody full of prime examples, just waiting to be interviewed!

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The Return of the Store?

… or just another half baked idea?

So I’ve decided to bring back the t-shirt store. Well, in a fashion anyway. I’ve been spending some serious time lately looking for amusing and tasteless t-shirt designs, like the ones we used to sell here back in ’04, but haven’t really found what I’m looking for. There’s one or two absolutely cracking sites out there which I’ve ordered some stuff from, but some designs and ideas simply don’t exist any more. So I’ve decided to open a store via zazzle through which I’ll slowly bring back some of our old designs (if I can find them) and maybe even design some new ones.

Check it out here.

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