
I just hope he didn’t take all 4.

Ok, so its lacking in red meat, but the fact I’ve used the salad drawers to squeeze in more strongbow says a lot about the diet of me as a single man. Might be why my tits are getting so impressive …

Just in case you couldn’t work out where it was!
This picture was taken of some wonderful writing on a shithouse wall. Gotta admire the honesty there!
Announcing the launch of the Lunatic Fish Shirt Store … again. Having finally found a suitable printers to use I’ve decided to start bringing back some reworked classic designs along with some new ideas for all your offensive and tasteless clothing needs. These will slowly be added to the store as and when I can be arsed, but for the time being, here’s a reworking of 2 classic shirts from our old collection, and 2 new .. well .. totally bollocks ones.
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This has to be the absolute definition of how slow and lazy I can be at times, but while sorting through some old stuff I found some classic stuff from our archives which I figured I’d get around to re-posting. The first is a cracking video of my mate Dave getting peed on by a tortoise which is sure to amuse (or arouse) any watersports fans out there….
The second is a re-post of the most popular of our spoof lifestyle guide series which we originally published back in ’04. I present, for your reading pleasure once more, The Lunatic Fish Guide to Pub Brawling. If I can find them I’ll also re-post the Guide to Chavs and Chavspotting, Guide to Being Thrifty and the Guide to Pubic Landscaping & Other Short Stories.
Couple of cracking videos I found on YouTube, that as usual have probably done the rounds hundreds of times already, but there you go. They made me laugh anyway.